Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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