Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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