Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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