He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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