everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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