She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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