I'm really into asian looking animals
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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