He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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