There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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