is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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