Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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