Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Terrible idea I love it
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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