when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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