I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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