She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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