I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
