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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

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(219): View more from Indiana

I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.

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(906): View more from Michigan

i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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(520): View more from Arizona

she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

(908): View more from New Jersey

hello competition

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(716): View more from New York

I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.

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(607): View more from New York

It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.

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(941): View more from Florida

She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"

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(248): View more from Michigan

To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.

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