I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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