hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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