she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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