This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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