I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
where are you?
Hypothermia
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
