...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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