we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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