how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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