Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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