i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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