There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
