i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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