wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
