I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
