fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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