If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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