I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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