Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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