Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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