Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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