check it out our google latitudes are spooning
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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