It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
