Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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