I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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