Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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