laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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