If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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