dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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