My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
