im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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