can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
