i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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