JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
this boner is exhausting
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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