She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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